𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐨𝐧: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐆 𝐆𝐲𝐦 𝐁𝐫𝐨 💪🏛️

Before there were dumbbells, before there were squats,
Samson worked out with temple-sized rocks! 🏋️‍♂️💥
No protein shakes, no gym membership,
Just divine strength and a haircare tip! ✂️🚫

With biceps like boulders, a jawbone in hand,
He KO’d 1,000 dudes on Philistine land! 🥊🔥
No flex pics needed, no gym selfie pose,
Just ripping off gates like they’re made out of clothes! 🚪💨

Delilah slid in with “Hey big guy, what’s up?” 😏
Samson said, “My biceps? They drink from this cup!” 🏆
But one bad haircut, one major mistake,
And suddenly Samson’s reps took a break. 🏋️‍♂️❌

Yet in his comeback, he crushed with a grin,
Took down the temple AND got the last win! 🏛️💪
A lesson to learn? Don’t trust a snip ✂️
And always keep God in your training script! 🙏💯

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