🍎 Whoops! That Wasn’t a Snack 🍎

In Eden’s garden, lush and wide,
Two lovebirds strolled side by side. 👫🌿
God said, “Eat all—except that tree,”
But free will screamed, “Let’s test and see!” 🤦‍♂️🍏

A crafty snake, so sly, so slick,
Whispered, “Take a tiny lick.” 🐍
Eve thought, “Hmm, it looks just fine,”
Adam shrugged, “Well, if you don’t mind…” 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

One little bite, then two, then three,
“Wait…why are you staring at me?” 😳
A chill ran through—what had they done?
Naked! No leaves! Oh no—RUN! 🏃‍♂️🍃🏃‍♀️

God strolled by in evening’s breeze,
“Adam? Eve? You in the trees?” 🌳👀
They ducked, they dodged, they tried to hide,
“Uh, Lord…we’re just…air-dried?” 😬

The blame game came—Eve, then the snake,
Adam said, “Her fault! My mistake!” 🙄🐍
God sighed, “Out you go, now don’t look back,
And yes, that garden’s off your map.” 🚪💨

From one small bite, a world undone,
But God had a plan—a greater One. ✝️
Still, if they’d just said, “Nah, we’ll pass,”
We’d all be chilling in the grass. 🤦‍♀️🌿

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