🔵 Elisha’s Bear-y Bad Day 🐻😂

One fine day in Israel’s land,
Elisha walked, staff in hand.
Freshly anointed, ready to preach,
Till some rude kids began to screech!

“Go up, bald man!” they mocked and jeered,
Not knowing they should have feared.
Elisha sighed, then gave a stare,
And out came two angry bears! 🐻🐻

The kids ran fast, they ran with fright,
But those bears had an appetite!
A prophet’s warning isn’t a joke,
Especially when bears are woke! 😳

So if you see a man of God,
Don’t tease his hair, don’t act odd.
Respect the Lord, don’t play unfair,
Or you might meet some grizzly care! 🐻😂

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